Blog Title: You Should Know Better

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Holy crap, I have a lot of shit to link to but not a lot to write about. I’m in the middle of a nice break from school (we got the whole week off!). I finally found out how to permanently delete my Facebook profile, so that shit will finally be gone. And I finally read more..

A really, really political post

Obama wins! I’m happier about that than I thought I would be. However, we still have to wait and see if the man can actually get anything done in the White House, but I seriously hope he can. Fucking faggots aren’t really people - that’s what this thing means, right? I mean, gay marriage is still read more..

And now, zombie jokes

In honor of this momentous occasion — that is, the very first Halloween ever (we have to support this thing or it might not make it) — I now give you zombie jokes. Two zombies and a human walk into a bar. The first zombie says “Graaaaaaghhhh nraaagghaa gruuaaaargh!” The second zombie says “Brraaaauugh muggaa baargh!” read more..

Gripes

To everyone one the Internet: for the love of god, it’s spelled D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y. There is no “a” anywhere in the word. Trust me, there really isn’t. Secondly - British people: The “r” is there for a reason, you’re supposed to pronounce it. For a society that places such value on the English language, it’s sort of read more..

In the end they shoot you, but you teach us about things

Every sentence in this post will end with an exclamation point! It changes the entire feel of the post! It makes it sound like I’m really excited about it! Or maybe it’s just ironic! Irony has replaced humor! Kids these days don’t understand anything but sarcasm! Fuck kids, they’re fucking stupid! And they listen to read more..

Racism we can believe in

So I just stumbled across this little video: Al Jazeera Exposes Racism At Sarah Palin Rally In Ohio. Now, aside from the hilarious-if-it-weren’t-so-horrifying beliefs of these bible belt wackjobs, I think it’s kind of funny how misleading the title and quotes from the webpage are. I mean, it implies that Sarah Palin is a racist, but read more..

Check out this crunchy groove!

There’s this website called Glass Booth that gives you a little questionnaire and then matches you with the presidential candidate you most agree with. At heart, I guess I am just a goddamned dirty hippy, because I got matched with the goddamned dirty hippy candidate from the Green Party, with 84% similarity. Well, just as long read more..

This is a self-referential title

So I’m watching Spaceballs right now. I have never seen it before. I’m sure some of you are shocked to learn that. I’ve also never seen Young Frankenstein or Blazing Saddles. Just never got around to watching them. Anyway, so I’m watching Spaceballs, and it’s been about a half hour, and I’ve yet to actually read more..

That’s alright with me

RHCP used to rock the fucking house! What the hell happened? Why has everything that was awesome in the 90s turned into a big steaming pile in the 00s? Another question: why do I feel really sad when I see the neglected dogs on those ASCPA commercials, but I don’t really care when I see the read more..

Outrage! Rabble rabble rabble!

You know what, Governor Palin, it’s pronounced “NU-CLE-AR.” Just because that fucking douche in the White House has been saying it wrong for the last 8 years doesn’t make it right. And you know, it’s amazing how consistently mispronouncing a very common word can make you sound like a complete fucking retard who doesn’t know read more..